Category Archives: Bartholomew Bond

Bartholomew Bond Fashion 4.4: Bartholomew Bombardment

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DH S1E5: Everybody Wants Something
Aired: 1989

Well, sorry Bart, you seem ok and all but you’re just not radiating excitement or anything, ever. So just giving off your usual businessman vibes, he’s wearing some khakis, some yellow, and a big old blue cardigan. I feel like Bartholomew loves economics. Anyone else get that vibe? Sorry, I’m a little cranky because I’m studying for economics.

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Bartholomew Bond Fashion 4.2: Bartholomew Bombardment

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DH S1E2: A New Start Part 2
Aired: 1989

Bartholomew is seriously walking around like there isn’t a beard made of shaving cream  slathered onto his face. Oh well, the show must go on. And you better believe he’s still toting around that plastic yellow briefcase, which I will probably point out with disgust for the entire length of Degrassi High.

Bartholomew Bond Fashion 4.1: Bartholomew Bombardment

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DH S1E1: A New Start
Aired: 1989

Wow, this is dark. You’d think I would bother to lighten some of these up. Bartholomew is seriously invoking 70s vibes somehow in this turtleneck and tiny shorts. Omg, who wears a turtleneck and shortshorts? Anyway, he finishes the look with some tube socks and his yellow plastic suitcase that he thought was a good idea to bring to high school.

Bartholomew Bond Fashion 3.16: Bartholomew Bombardment

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DJH S3E16: Bye-Bye, Junior High!
Aired: 1989

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The only little peek of Bartholomew we get this episode is when he’s doing this insane disco move at the dance. He’s dressed up right in a blue shirt and black tie.

Bartholomew Bond Fashion 3.14: Bartholomew Bombardment

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DJH S3E14: Black and White
Aired: 1989

I swear, Bart and his yellow. Oh – excuse me, Bartholomew. Anyway, he wraps up the episode by taking photos of his fellow students. Finally he gets one of him and his buddy in at the end. Enjoy this showcase of Bartholomew in stripes.

Bartholomew Bond Fashion 3.10: Bartholomew Bombardment

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DJH S3E10: Twenty Bucks
Aired: 1989

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Bartholomew’s getup is a bit intimate – a cozy unbuttoned shirt and some sweatpants that probably shouldn’t be worn out of the house. We definitely weren’t allowed to wear pants like this to school.

Bartholomew Bond Fashion 3.9: Bartholomew Bombardment

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E9: Food for Thought
Aired: 1989

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Omg, Bart. That shirt is a little low-cut. Bart wears some sort of a collared sweatshirt in white and yellow, basically the colors of his complexion, and it’s just either got no buttons or he’s leaving it totally open so we can peep that pale little chest of his.