LOL. Okay, so here’s Bart, playing a part in the “get well soon” video for LD. He’s wearing what seems to be some sort of work shirt, though I can’t make out the wording on it, and he’s donned a shiny gold bow tie to be more festive. This is like his only scene in all of Degrassi High.
Our next stop – Just Friends, one of my favorite episodes! As much as I’d like to jump right into the aesthetic of Heather and Erica, we must first analyze Bartholomew Bond, looking as Barty as ever, with a long sleeve shirt, some shorts, tube socks, and white shoes. Oh and the yellow plastic pretend suitcase that’s probably full of Monopoly money.
Well, sorry Bart, you seem ok and all but you’re just not radiating excitement or anything, ever. So just giving off your usual businessman vibes, he’s wearing some khakis, some yellow, and a big old blue cardigan. I feel like Bartholomew loves economics. Anyone else get that vibe? Sorry, I’m a little cranky because I’m studying for economics.
DH S1E2: A New Start Part 2
Bartholomew is seriously walking around like there isn’t a beard made of shaving cream slathered onto his face. Oh well, the show must go on. And you better believe he’s still toting around that plastic yellow briefcase, which I will probably point out with disgust for the entire length of Degrassi High.
Wow, this is dark. You’d think I would bother to lighten some of these up. Bartholomew is seriously invoking 70s vibes somehow in this turtleneck and tiny shorts. Omg, who wears a turtleneck and shortshorts? Anyway, he finishes the look with some tube socks and his yellow plastic suitcase that he thought was a good idea to bring to high school.